Round 1: The Old World (2025) (Inside an MMA cage. SECURITY and OPERATIONS circle a giant patch lying in the center.) Announcer: In the red corner, guardian of policies, standards, governance, and compliance—SECURITY! In the blue corner, defender of uptime, delivery, and business continuity—OPERATIONS! SECURITY: (dry tone) Why hasn’t the critical patch been deployed? OPERATIONS: Because if I… Continue reading